Guess what I did tonight.....

[CRSCHKUM]

I touched the all famous RED SHIRT!!!! My hands will never be washed zombie:

 

[MiniMurray]

the world famous red shirt!! i've heard it has mysterious healing properties - wonder where it'll turn up next...

 

[Jeff Milne]

the world famous red shirt!! i've heard it has mysterious healing properties

I spent hours pressed up against it, and I don't feel any better.

 

[Red Shirt]

I touched the all famous RED SHIRT!!!! My hands will never be washed zombie:

EWWW...

the world famous red shirt!! i've heard it has mysterious healing properties - wonder where it'll turn up next...

All I know is that there was a recent picture of the Red Shirt on a skeleton and now a recent siting at the Galaxy. Healing?? Hmmm...

I spent hours pressed up against it, and I don't feel any better.

I spent hours wearing it and I get this burst of energy!

 

[Air Raid Siren]

i've heard it has mysterious healing properties

I spent hours pressed up against it, and I don't feel any better.

Maybe you have the wrong kind of real estate and that somehow interferes with the ability to fully appreciate the euphoric nature of the mystical Red Shirt....