Guess who went to see KISS tonight?

Lioness, I would bone you so hard.




Between this statement and your defense of CofF I'm guessing you have wanker tattooed on your forehead.
 
No, I'm pretty sure those are supposed to be its hands. I mean, why else would a cow have miniature cows on its hands? But imagine the concept of having small people in the place of hands. They'd have their own brains, so you couldn't control what they did. I can see it now... "I'll give you a cookie if you open this door." You'd run out of cookies pretty fucking fast. And then you'd have little fat people on the ends of your arms.