guys UM.com is totally fucking with my mind and habits

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when my woman asks what funny things happened during my day, I have to remain mute. there's no way to relate board-happenings to her in an entertaining way.
 
I can't even tell you guys how many times I had to stop my self from trying to tell my friends about this victorious war I fought on a message board.
 
trying to explain the war to my woman would've been a total nightmare. I just said the morning was filled with zany board antics and left it at that.
 
i DID attempt to describe the war to my roommate Bill. he just looked at me and said, "So you mean you actually talk to people you don't know online? or was the war between you, Toby, and Josh?"

DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE HALF OF IT.