H.S. reunion people are still jocking me :(

[minxnim]

it's really starting to bum me out. esp. since one of the few girls i really liked from h.s. i just found out died suddenly of a blood clot in her brain a few weeks ago.
you'd think my response of 'there's no way i am going to the reunion sorry, please do not give out my email address' would be a hint. but was it? no. the kid gave out my email

 

[minxnim]

also, they sent me this crazy questionnaire asking me all these personal questions. the survey was called 'where are you now?' and i wanted to write 'well hidden you fucking sick bastards' on it. but i just tore it up

 

[lizard]

good one. only things worse than old classmates who believe you truly need them in your life:

1. telephone solicitors

2. collection agencies

3. car salesmen.

 

[minxnim]

jezreal pissed on his survey and was going to send it back but i told him that was too bitter.

 

[xfer]

4. unwitting babysmama

 

[Veils_of_Cerpintaxt]

jezreal pissed on his survey and was going to send it back but i told him that was too bitter.

That would be amazing.

I've graduated 2 years ago and I only know what 3 people from my class are up too. We had the biggest percentage of drops outs (67 out of 214 got their piece of paper) in our school's history.

 

[xfer]

wow.

 

[minxnim]

omg that's so many drop outs wtf!

 

[lizard]

where do you live?

 

[Veils_of_Cerpintaxt]

Montana

 

[lizard]

are you the guy who was going to become the dental floss tycoon?

 

[Veils_of_Cerpintaxt]

No, but...that's something I could do. Yes yes

 

[lizard]

there was a guy on UM a number of months ago who was going to move to montana...he was familiar with the song "montana" by frank zappa. we had a good chuckle over that one.

 

[xfer]

"Montana" by John Linnell is better.

 

[minxnim]

my friend john moved to montana to quit drugs. now he lives in a tree house. he seems happy but his clothes smell weird.

 

[Veils_of_Cerpintaxt]

Crazy, my name is John.

Uh moving to Montana to quit drugs is a bad idea, we have a gigantic Meth problem.

 

[lizard]

I had a friend who got busted for distribution and his parents stashed him in rehab. he got to go home for a holiday and when I got off work I found a cryptic note under my wiper blade saying, "rick help me its jim i'm at ________ center."

the last I heard he was living with a girlfriend in a van in CO.

 

[minxnim]

see my friend john hates speed. he was a junkie. he wouldnt do meth at all, ever. so he's actually been clean since moving. i'm sure it has to do with the whole _living in a treehouse_ thing too.

 

[Veils_of_Cerpintaxt]

I don't see how anyone could live in a treehouse here, it's fucking cold and windy and icky

 

[xfer]

lots of drugs.