haha gotta love friends

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Yeah so me and my friends have some odd conversations....

heres a funny one, with my friend ben who randomly started calling me "Dark Lord Max" (dunno where the dark lord title came from, but whatever).

sneakyguy76: toodles!
IfGodDidNotExist: Bleaaaaaaaaaaaaargh Satan
sneakyguy76: i have to come up with a 'DARK LORD MAX: SUPREME RULER OF THE DARK ABYSS' theme song
sneakyguy76: and it will be named
sneakyguy76: DARK LORD MAX: SUPREME RULER OF THE DARK ABYSS on Broadway
IfGodDidNotExist: hahahaha
sneakyguy76: then you can do kicks
IfGodDidNotExist: I love it!
sneakyguy76: and all sorts of cool, cliche Chicago style dances
IfGodDidNotExist: haha! who will act in it?
sneakyguy76: saun connery as Max, that wiley woman from spaceballs as Hulga (max's ex-wife who keeps trying to kill his hamster cause its the closest thing to his blackened heart), and some others who will be made of Jello
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Another one:
meigerenbimingle: i like the fact that you say "w00t" now
IfGodDidNotExist: Yo bery welcome
IfGodDidNotExist: haha
meigerenbimingle: or "woot"
meigerenbimingle: depending on your moon
meigerenbimingle: lol
meigerenbimingle: mood*
meigerenbimingle: lol
IfGodDidNotExist: my moon?
IfGodDidNotExist: hahaha
meigerenbimingle: yes
meigerenbimingle: your moon
IfGodDidNotExist: hehehe mooon.... like butt!
IfGodDidNotExist: *giggle*
IfGodDidNotExist: you said butt
IfGodDidNotExist: *titter*
meigerenbimingle: i did?
meigerenbimingle: lol
IfGodDidNotExist: well you implied
IfGodDidNotExist: well not really
IfGodDidNotExist: but thats how i took it
meigerenbimingle: lol
meigerenbimingle: yeah, that's how i thought it too
meigerenbimingle: but i never said "butt"
meigerenbimingle: until now
IfGodDidNotExist: hehehe bum
meigerenbimingle: lol i didn't say that either
meigerenbimingle: you said tit though
IfGodDidNotExist: hahaha
IfGodDidNotExist: so i did!
meigerenbimingle: twice
meigerenbimingle: lol
IfGodDidNotExist: hah double tit!
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Yeh well, shut up, i found it funny.

 

[Captain Beard]

My conversations with close friends ususally involve shit that makes no sense to anyone but us, and comments that can get the US Government after me.

Well, this one MIGHT make sense:

(As we drive past a chuch)

Glenn: Fuck God!

Me: Fuck WHO?

Glenn: God.

Me: Now what are we doing to god?

Glenn: Fucking him.

Me: Ah, good, just making sure.

(Glenn loogies out the window onto chuch grounds)

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hahaha thats the shit i am talking about

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Conversation:

Me: So, what came first, the chicken or the egg?
Tim and Matt at the same time: Neither.
Me: I don't know....I think that maybe something like a chicken laid the egg of a chicken, thus the egg came first.
Tim: Yeah, maybe.....
Me: Yeah, I guess we will never know.............until a couple of years from now, when we have the technology to find out, and then we will find out that Chicken is our god, and we will worship him.
Matt: But we eat chicken.
Tim: So that would make us gods also.
Me: And everything tastes like chicken.
Tim: So everything is god?
Me: Well, no..............you know in the bible it says that god created man in his own image..........well Chicken created everything in his own taste.
Tim: That was good, give me some dap.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Dan: i'll talk to cora and see if he actually wants to go
Me: Ok
Dan: lets hope not
Me: *prays*
Dan: hahah, you and your god
Me: my possibly non-existent, but if existent belonging to no organized religion god?
Dan: oh, i thought you were praying to your extremely organized, way too anal in too many ways god
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(later)
Dan:i read this thing last night "Sex is like air. It doesnt matter until you arent getting any". I nearly pissed myself.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

My conversations with close friends ususally involve shit that makes no sense to anyone but us, and comments that can get the US Government after me.

Well, this one MIGHT make sense:

(As we drive past a chuch)

Glenn: Fuck God!

Me: Fuck WHO?

Glenn: God.

Me: Now what are we doing to god?

Glenn: Fucking him.

Me: Ah, good, just making sure.

(Glenn loogies out the window onto chuch grounds)

Is your friend Glenn Benton?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

so much moon association! it depends on your moon, "we like da moon!!", and wolves howl at the moon.

 

[Guerrilla]

Is your friend Glenn Benton?

His name is Glen. And by the way, wouldn't it be the coolest thing in the world if Benton was your uncle or something?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Oh yeah, that reminds me:

Me: The moon is so pretty..........I want to eat it.

Tim: We need to catch it, and enjoy it's cheesy goodness.

Me: The moon.....is made of cheese?

Tim: Yeah, blue cheese.

Me: No way.

Tim: Yes.

Me: No.

Tim: Look at it, it looks like cheese.

Me: No, that's too cliche........it looks like...............a cum covered watermelon.

Tim: .............

Me: Or cantaloupe.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

the full moon looks like a sun-dried turd ball