haha my mom has been living in a cave

[R.I.P.2]

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

My mom always makes annoying "tit comments"

Like she'll see some girl walking around and she'll be like "There's a girl with big boobs" and i'm like "...okay" then we see her again and she's like "There's the girl with big boobs again, I think she's just walking around trying to show off"

I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT BOOB WITH MY MOM

 

[Cows on million man march]

my mom talks about boobs...moatly just to see if i would look...i fall for it everytime...diggity darn it!

 

[R.I.P.2]

Originally posted by Oyo
My mom always makes annoying "tit comments"

Like she'll see some girl walking around and she'll be like "There's a girl with big boobs" and i'm like "...okay" then we see her again and she's like "There's the girl with big boobs again, I think she's just walking around trying to show off"

I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT BOOB WITH MY MOM

Lmao

 

[Heliologue]

Originally posted by Silent Downfall
i really hate when she talks about naked people... like when we watched "devil's advocate" you know the scene where it shows that girl full frontal nudity? my mom was like "i got a better body than that" OMFG YOU'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!!! ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

connie nielsen's pretty old....

 

[Kittarin]

A few days ago i asked my mom if i could stay at a hotel with a few friends after a wedding, because it was going to be open bar and nobody wanted to drive home. And she said no, because it would probably turn into an orgy.

 

[Ibsen]

My mom scares me sometimes. Whenever we're driving and there's an attractive girl, my mom notices before I do. I won't even know there's anybody on the street and my mom already know's all of the girl's measurements. I'll just be staring off into space and my mom will just say "hey look that asian girl actually has an ass" or "that woman has some huge boobs." Very odd indeed. Now I have to figure out a better way to respond than "what girl?"

 

[IanDork107]

My mom isn't that bad. She's my only parent I actually talk to. She doesn't judge girls more than to tell me if my girlfriends are cool or not (and she likes the one I've got now). I don't really talk too much to my dad or step dad. My dad and I get along, just quietly, my step dad and I aren't friends.

 

[Manbient]

HAHAHAHA now that is gross my mom never says shit like that.... though sometimes i bring up that kind of stuff out of nowhere just to make her awkward. I like being a bit unpredictable muahaha