hahaha holy shit remember that subway masturbator dan hoyt?

[The Dope]

He was what I like to call "uncomfortably close."

 

[0sm0se]

Shoulda headbutted him, I mean honestly, he was within headbutting range.

 

[azal]

not everyone here played college football nils.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

i got harrassed at a hippy festival. i was just wandering around the camp at night and some guy waved me over to have a smoke. we were sitting in his van and having a smoke and suddenly he starts rubbing himself and wips out the ol' cock. like, had nothing to do with the topic and i was not showing any kind of interest. shit, i cant remember what he called it. he had some kind of pet name for it. i was like 'um, no' and split. then i ran into the guy i had met him with earlier and he's like 'where's so-and-so' innocent as can be. fucking puke.

 

[azal]

so, did you fuck em?

 

[goatschool]

QUINTESSENCE??

FTW i ate there.

 

[xfer]

Twenty seconds later, Goatschool was sipping a beverage Hoyt calls nut milk.

 

[The Dope]

Shoulda headbutted him, I mean honestly, he was within headbutting range.

Again, the height issue would have made that really hard. A kick would have been much more practical.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

so, did you fuck em?

no he wasnt in a death metal band