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dreaming neon darkspot
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PlatypusJesus
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i might even just quote lines i find interesting in our songs
theres fucking,,,, incest in this book
dreaming neon darkspot
natures' retard
*gives Darkspot an idea*dead6skin6mask6 said:
Hey, putting Bible passages in your songs definatly works... some of the stuff in that book, you couldn't find in the minds of the grimmest black-metallers or the goriest death-metallers. Only in the minds of the Christians themselves.
MajestikMøøse
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FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
dead6skin6mask6 said:
does it have a cross on the front?!? - if so you HAVE to hold it upside down in the pictures...
dreaming neon darkspot
natures' retard
An upside down cross in front of a Bible... sending conflicting messages, aren't you? Way to fuck with the minds of the Christians!
Well, at least is was not the Gideon bible. You can steal those at any motel near you. 
Only garage sale item I have regretted not getting: a bible that listed 4 different translations of the bible. It had 2 columns on each page and had all 4 translations next to each other in a 2 page spread. Bibles are just as useful as a dictionary in my book and sometimes more entertaining.
Only garage sale item I have regretted not getting: a bible that listed 4 different translations of the bible. It had 2 columns on each page and had all 4 translations next to each other in a 2 page spread. Bibles are just as useful as a dictionary in my book and sometimes more entertaining.
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I was given a bible by a friend once. I said "Firewood! Now I can roast my hot dogs!"
(I did burn it, but it would've made my food taste funny.)
(I did burn it, but it would've made my food taste funny.)
Reverand Joint Smoker
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The party the night after , we ran out of papers, but thankfully the Guidion's leave a bible in every hotel room, so out came the blank pages for rolling material, kinda thick and harsh, but if you rolled 'em fat enough you could'nt tell. I did'nt tell anyone untill after we were done, shoulda seen the look on a couple guys faces. Henceforth, that is where my nickname comes from.:Spin:
Henceforth, that is where my nickname comes from.:Spin:
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Great friends you have there man.
In return id give them a nice ass whuppin for giving me some crap like that.
In return id give them a nice ass whuppin for giving me some crap like that.
Reverand Joint Smoker
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I sure would like to sit down and read through the original, unmolested by man, absolute first writing of the bible. It's been rewritten and fucked with so many times it's just a bunch of horseshit now.
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FretsAflame
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Reverand Joint Smoker said:
it's not all horseshit, but if you want to look for control mechanisms it's rife with em - not as bad or as obvious as islam though - that one's pretty messed
the book of morman is just totally wacked as well.
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Reverand Joint Smoker said:The party the night after , we ran out of papers, but thankfully the Guidion's leave a bible in every hotel room, so out came the blank pages for rolling material, kinda thick and harsh, but if you rolled 'em fat enough you could'nt tell. I did'nt tell anyone untill after we were done, shoulda seen the look on a couple guys faces.
hahaha good story
perfecterror
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hi its me miss christian...hehe i think a bible is a good gift. atleast he gave you a gift at all... its the thought remember.
i think a bible is a good gift. atleast he gave you a gift at all... its the thought remember.
