Check this shit!

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I do? Thats right, the Jesus coalition will just try to convert them anyway. Feed it to harbor seals.

FEED US! WE'RE HUNGRY ....FOR YOU

Oh... HARBOR seals. Oops.

 

[Captain Beard]

The elusive Desert Seal!

 

[Malergion]

Men with big, long, hard guns.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

That navy seals picture is just asking to be captioned.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'n not feeding them, let them kill their own meat.

 

[Captain Beard]

This seal sarded too hard. Please, don't sard more than your body can take.

 

[Malergion]

"First one of you to rape me without any broken bones gets a free blowjob!"

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Poor seal. Get used to the fact that I cry when I see run over animals in the street. I was upset over a butterfly flying into my windshield today. I actually picked up an ant and turned it back over on it's legs, it was all flailing on it's back this afternoon. I'm mean as hell to people, but I'll pick up an ant.

 

[Malergion]

That ant would eat you as soon as look at you!

 

[Captain Beard]

They put those in chocolate too, my sister ate some. They kept trying to force me into it. Finally, I said get them away from me before I hit someone.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

They put those in chocolate too, my sister ate some. They kept trying to force me into it. Finally, I said get them away from me before I hit someone.

You got that from Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts.

 

[Captain Beard]

No, she got them in Pismo about three weeks ago.

Want to call and ask?

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

No, she got them in Pismo about three weeks ago.

Want to call and ask?

No I want to call and go HAHAHAAAAAAA YOU'RE PREGNANT! Then tell her to take all the pink off her MySpace profile, it burns my retinas.

 

[Captain Beard]

I should link everyone to it.

Here it is!

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=9563154&Mytoken=20050424215521

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I should link everyone to it.

Here it is!

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=9563154&Mytoken=20050424215521

Haha, sweet!



Now let's go find my eyeball.

 

[Malergion]

Crap..
I don't have any spare retinas.

 

[Captain Beard]

Mine are immortal.

 

[NinjaKitten]

FEED US! WE'RE HUNGRY ....FOR YOU

Oh... HARBOR seals. Oops.

who wears short shorts!! we wear short shorts!!

 

[sknight]

Since we were speaking of myspace, I ended up deleting my profile about ten minutes ago. Got pretty weird with one person (no one here) and the thing was pretty lame. It's not like I can't communicate without it, especially when I'm friends with most everyone on my small list.

But it got weird as of late. Very weird. Spent too much time there, so it was time to end it. Sorry, Blackwater Nymph. Only a day after adding her, I delete my profile. I'm sure you'll be broken hearted about that

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Since we were speaking of myspace, I ended up deleting my profile about ten minutes ago. Got pretty weird with one person (no one here) and the thing was pretty lame. It's not like I can't communicate without it, especially when I'm friends with most everyone on my small list.

But it got weird as of late. Very weird. Spent too much time there, so it was time to end it. Sorry, Blackwater Nymph. Only a day after adding her, I delete my profile. I'm sure you'll be broken hearted about that

He lies. It was me that was getting weird on him. I KNOW YOU POST HERE TOO, YOU CAN'T GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


But, seriously. The tears won't stop coming.