Check this shit!

[sknight]

Oh good god! Won't you leave me alone! Every message board I'm on, you are too!

But seriously, this chick (not you) was crazy (more than you), so I decided enough was enough. Myspace got boring really fast, anyway. Too many psychos and hearing people on this board say that means a lot because we're probably not the most well balanced people in the world.

Yes, and it does seem fishy that a day after I add Blackwater Nymph, I feel like I've had it with myspace.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Oh good god! Won't you leave me alone! Every message board I'm on, you are too!

But seriously, this chick (not you) was crazy (more than you), so I decided enough was enough. Myspace got boring really fast, anyway. Too many psychos and hearing people on this board say that means a lot because we're probably not the most well balanced people in the world.

Yes, and it does seem fishy that a day after I add Blackwater Nymph, I feel like I've had it with myspace.

That hurt.


I think my greatness just made you realize you're wasting your time on the internet, and you should get off your ass and come to Texas to hang with me.

 

[sknight]

But it's too hot down there. It's still cooollllld up here. The best shows are in NYC anyway. I mean, Kreator is coming to my town and playing that night. How can I want to miss that?

 

[sknight]

Aren't YOU PEOPLE a red state, too?

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

But it's too hot down there. It's still cooollllld up here. The best shows are in NYC anyway. I mean, Kreator is coming to my town and playing that night. How can I want to miss that?

Point. I used to go to NYC every three months, I haven't been back in a few years though. I miss the city, funnest place ever.

 

[Captain Beard]

NEVAR

 

[sknight]

Point. I used to go to NYC every three months, I haven't been black in a few years though. I miss the city, funnest place ever.

You obviously live in the South, missy. We're more tolerant up here, in the North.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

You obviously live in the South, missy. We're more tolerant up here, in the North.

Blackstreet's Back, alright.

Now where are my chitlins?

 

[sknight]

You mean "Chitterlings" and 'yo black-eyed peas?

MMMM MMMMM MMMMMMMM! DAMN!

Black to the Future was a great flick, by the way.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

You mean "Chitterlings" and 'yo black-eyed peas?

MMMM MMMMM MMMMMMMM! DAMN!

Black to the Future was a great flick, by the way.

My friend bought a computer from a friend of a friend (who happens to be a stripper) so I cleaned up all of that guy's files for him. Going through his music, I found a song called "Cornbread, Fish & Collard Greens". 30 minutes later I stopped laughing.

 

[Captain Beard]

Did you listen to it?

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Did you listen to it?

Yeah. That guy had some interesting music on his computer. Lots of gospel albums. Then it would be followed by a song called "Niggas, Hos, Pimps, Playas and Bitches" or something. Apparently there's some new beverage called Crunk Juice as well.

 

[unregistered fool]

...I once saw a van with the company name on the side:Tyrone's Fried Chicken, Catering for parties, weddings, and funerals...

 

[Captain Beard]

Equal opportunity.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

HA! There's a place on the way to Austin here that is a Fireworks Shack/Steakhouse. Welcome to Texas.

 

[Malergion]

HA! There's a place on the way to Austin here that is a Fireworks Shack/Steakhouse. Welcome to Texas.

I've always wanted to have meat while/before/during the act of blowing things up.

 

[sknight]

I've always wanted to have meat while/before/during the act of blowing things up.

The only thing that could top that is a Maxim type magazine where the women are brandishing all types of firearms.

Mmmmmmm...teets and guns.....arghhhhhhh

 

[Captain Beard]

Maxim sucks my asshair.

 

[sknight]

Maxim sucks my asshair.

Add guns to the chicks and everything gets a whole lot better.

Personally, I read New Scientist.

 

[Malergion]

Add guns to the chicks and everything gets a whole lot better.

Personally, I read New Scientist.

I'm pretty sure I've seen stuff like that.