Lord Foul
I don't spank men
You're always up in here lauding your ability to stay above the petty masses.
I say you're not so cold and this is all but a show!
<3
When I was perhaps 7 years old I stood in line at the public library to have Zilpha Keatley Snyder sign a copy of whichever piece of children's fantasy she had published at the time.
Satisfied?