HAIL SATAN!

Odin is a goddamn wizard. He's into poetry and shit.

Satan's a GOAT. He rapes things and then turns into a demon so his wings can increase the thrust. He's fucking cool.
 
Also, Satan has bishops like Vincent Price, King Diamond, and Jack Black.

Odin's got what? Maybe Mike the Shark, but not much more.
 
"Oh, here’s to my sweet Satan. The one whose little path would make me sad, whose power is Satan … He’ll give those with him 666; there was a little toolshed where he made us suffer, sad Satan."
:p
 
when I saw King Diamond with Nile, there were these two chicks. They would yell "hail satan! Fuck jesus!" for about an hour during the set up of all of King Diamonds stuff. whats wierd is that I think they were serious. lol
 
lol, since when do we have to worship anything, I mean, wtf why satan

edit:; I know I probably ain't making myself popular by saying this, but I just don't like satan :(
Linking satanism to metal is obvious, but not necessary to me.