Anybody here have any interesting stories from Halloween's of the past? I have nothing to share, but I'm bored silly and wish to be entertained. 
Halloween- Tales of the Macabre
- Thread starter Reign in Acai
- Start date
E-bortion
Omae wa mo shindeiru
- Dec 23, 2004
- 3,508
- 4
- 38
- 37
When I was younger I'd piss in a super-soaker bottle, put on a mask and hide behind some bushes and ambush those who came near. Sigh, I miss those days.
*edit*
It usually took a few days to fill up the bottle and man oh man was that urine pungent after sitting outside for days.
*edit*
It usually took a few days to fill up the bottle and man oh man was that urine pungent after sitting outside for days.
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
i went to a halloween party like 7 years ago, some dude's pad with a couple of bands. some death metal group was playing, a mosh pit broke out, then some cholo asshole got all butt hurt so everyone kicked him out. 5 minutes later he returns and fired off a few rounds, which caused the entire neighborhood to get put under lockdown. somehow we escaped without any trouble, but the only illegal thing we were engaging in was underage drinking. stupid pussy cholo.
most years i stay at home listening to danzig and/or hang out with my parents passing out candy. [/boring]
most years i stay at home listening to danzig and/or hang out with my parents passing out candy. [/boring]
Oh I do have a story. Several years ago, I was across the street from a haunted house I was about to attend. Anyhow I swore I seen a good chum of mine ride by on his bicycle. So I shout "Carlosssssss", "Carlosssssssss". No reply. Anyhow, I hear some yunts mock me under their breath. 5 minutes pass and I cross the street towards the haunted house. I see these 4 cunts standing a block up in line. I proceed to walk up to this blonde headed despot of dicksucking and simply ask him. "Did you mock me?". With a shit faced grin he replies "Did I mock you?". I reply "Yes, Did you just mock me?". He replies. "I don't know what you're talking about?". I say "O.K No problem them". He like a snide cuntotaur says "What if I was?". I then punch him in the nose, dodge his feeble retalitory fist, pull his sweater over his head, and pummel the top of his head Luc Robitaille style until an off duty cop breaks it up.
Not much of a story, but eh.
Not much of a story, but eh.
Conspicuously Absent
Linguistically Confused
Similar threads
