Halloween

[Captain Beard]

*written

On October 20, 2006, Clive Barker announced via his official website that he would be writing the remake to the original Hellraiser. Although he will not direct the remake, he will produce along with Bob Weinstein.

 

[Chromatose]

You're begging the question.

 

[Captain Beard]

How so? There's your proof there. Neither are wrong.

 

[Chromatose]

That sounds suspiciously like something Adolf Hitler would say.

 

[Captain Beard]

Because he did! I was in the bathroom and Jesus was able to sneak out of his chains and hand Hitler the keyboard. These two will be severely punished tonight.

 

[Lord Foul]

Godwinned on page 3. It should be noted that anyone who is "producing along with Bob Weinstein" basically has an honorary title and a better paycheck than just screenwriting.

 

[Captain Beard]

No, the Godwin's law would have to be serious I'd think. So, YOU invoked and caused it, not Derick.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Just came back from Halloween, it wasn't bad. If they are going to endlessly remake every movie ever made then they should at least try to do what Zombie did.

Oh and Danielle Harris is in it....ooh yeah.

 

[Chromatose]

No, the Godwin's law would have to be serious I'd think. So, YOU invoked and caused it, not Derick.

Absolutely correct.

 

[Lord Foul]

Technically, to invoke Godwin's Law I'd have to make a comparison to Nazis or Hitler, not make a reference to the law itself. So I didn't cause the

Oh, shit.

 

[Captain Beard]

HA!

 

[Chromatose]

I mostly meant correct that mine doesn't apply. But we can go that route too.

Too full of burger to wax pedantic.

ROYAL RED ROBIN HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Captain Beard]

I WANT BLEU RIBBON BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Lord Foul]

Personally, I could do without the onion straws on the Bleu Ribbon.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm not a big onion fan either, but the same goes for 'maters. I leave the bleu alone though... I fear removing anything from it would make it taste less good.

 

[Chromatose]

I say no onions ALWAYS. And every time they question "BUT ...?!?! ... THOSE ARE THE BEST PART!"

Cara even had that problem tonight on the whiskey river. He said "ARE YOU SURE?! NO ONIONS?! BUT THEY'RE THE STRAWS!!! WHYYYYY??"

pshaw

 

[Lord Foul]

Red Robin is really all about the seasoning salt.

 

[Captain Beard]

No onion straws it is then!

 

[neal]

watched The Devil's Rejects last night for the first time, that movie is fuckin awesome! i never really checked it out because i found House of 1000 Corpses to be over-hyped and under-gored, but TDR fulfills the promise made by the title of the first one. more killing, more gore, fore fucked up meaness, more tits, and more hilarity! Sheri Moons us several times too which is also fantastic, and the ending was AMAZING. one of the greatest songs of all time, kamikaze style when the solo kicks in, that is how i want to die.

i'll be checking out Halloween fsho!










also, no onions? wtf is wrong with you people!?

 

[Chromatose]

also, no onions? wtf is wrong with you people!?

and up to here I thought you were making a fantastic post, through and through.