Happy 420 everyone...

[Anvil]

Thinks this shit is bonkers.

 

[guitarguru777]

I got up and came all over myself. Here in a little bit I will go have some lunch and then come all over myself a few more times. Then I'm going to give head to some homeless guy this evening and maybe blaze one before I start sorting my laundry and washing off the blood stains from butt raping him. Then I'll start whack out a few loads and maybe attempt another ass rape before walking across the street to the store for dinner and camping supplies for this weekend. OH yeah I might grab a queer too. When I come home I will throw my clothes in the dryer and then smoke another pole and make dinner. Then beer and a couple more wanks and then zzzzz.

Maybe every so often in between all that, there's a chance I might remember it's April 20th and bestow a subtle reach around upon the unseuspecting homeless guys ... ugh pointless irony of it all.

Music throughout, of course.

Fixed

 

[Shpongled]

Man you are just some sort of super comedian! You should take that show on the road!

 

[EricT]

I'm just surprised he didn't name drop anyone in that post.

 

[Lord Foul]

I'm getting a hair cut, and it's from the teaching center at a super upscale fancy salon so since the instructor goes around helping everyone I'll probably be sitting there for a very minimum of three hours. Then since I'll already be downtown I'm going to a law library to do some homework before I go to my legal studies class at 6, and I will be doing all of this sober. I don't need an excuse to get stoned.

I quite enjoy the sensation of getting my hair cut. Three hours would be awesome - who needs drugs?

 

[Brooks]

In honor of this 4.20, I present to you a rough mix of a stoney tune I'm working on. Still got a wayze to go, but it's gettin' there. Spark 'em if you got 'em.

Green Afterglow - edited, slightly tighter version

 

[Swabs]

Fixed

Man, you really do chat some shit.

 

[Brooks]

It's a shame he can't take it himself.

 

[guitarguru777]

Man, you really do chat some shit.

oh come on .. its all in fun

 

[Srontgorrth]

I didn't even realize it was that day until I was scrolling down UM.

 

[guitarguru777]

I'm just surprised he didn't name drop anyone in that post.

Eric T.

 

[guitarguru777]

Oh and FYI Brooks ... your still blocked so i can see what you are saying ...lol

 

[Brooks]

.....

 

[Shpongled]

haha what's the point of blocking someone if you still acknowledge their presence? Now it sounds like you're only doing it to make him mad haha.

Guru get your shit together man.

 

[Brooks]

Oh and FYI Brooks ... your still blocked so i can see what you are saying ...lol

It's not that he's blocked me that makes me mad.

It's the unbelievable idiocy that lives behind posts like this.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I must admit, I silently chuckled (I'm in the liberry) when I got to "OH yeah I might grab a queer too."

Don't take that the wrong way, Kevin. When someone "fixes" a quote to be silly like that, I don't even associate the original poster with it.

 

[buzz21]

"God grows it - I smoke it, that settles it"

 

[Shpongled]

I must admit, I silently chuckled (I'm in the liberry) when I got to "OH yeah I might grab a queer too."

Don't take that the wrong way, Kevin. When someone "fixes" a quote to be silly like that, I don't even associate the original poster with it.

haha yeah I'm so offended!

 

[EricT]

haha yeah I'm so full of cocks in my asshole!

Fixed

HURRDURR

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

haha yeah I'm so offended!

Well, I just wanted to clarify that before you went thinking that I thought you deserved to be faggified in the quote. Or something.