Happy birthday, Adrian/One Inch Man!

I wasn't bitching, I was becoming hypnotized by the Kooky Krazy 13 Times Two, like this: o_O . :loco:

Need to go to Canada this year. Oh and fuck buying a house, that shit is just too fucking expensive down here, I'm waiting until I get the fuck out of SoCal or when the housing market cools off. Also I'd like to get a blowjob or maybe two this year as well.
 
My mom just sent me an email: "Let's see--as far as your parents go, your dad met his wife-to-be when he was 26 and your mom became pregnant with you when she was 26. Hey, don't say I didn't warn you! :)"

Uh oh. o_O <-- today is a Jambi day
 
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No wonder I fucking cuss so fucking god damn shitcunting much!

Herr Møøse, that is AMAZING.
 
Happy birthday, are you going to challenge your doctor to a drinking battle? Or playing it safe and going to read a book and masturbate yourself to sleep?
 
LOL @ resurrecting an old bday thread

Happy Birthday NAD! ... you are very special :loco:
 
Hey thanks!

Today I ditched work, went out to breakfast with the woman, bought a stack of Lone Wolf RPG books that I found in a used book store that I quite literally have wanted to purchase since I was 8 years old, and then went to see Phantom of the Opera with me ma.

How cool am I?