Happy birthday Bear! And Pat!

As my friend, if you don't wish me a happy birthday before 11:59am July 1st, you are officially on my shit list. Also, thanks to the dudes who have responded to this thread.
 
I WANT A MOUNTAIN DEW NO I WANT A DR PEPPER MMMMM AQUAFINA AQUAFINA AQUAFINA AQUAFINA AQUAFINA AQUAFINA AQUAFINA AQUAFINA AQUAFINA!!!!!!!!