Happy birthday, BlackwaterNymph!

unless her juggs are named locutus and riker you need a slap!

Nah, they are Geordie and Data. She used to wear a Vagina beard, with a Borg laser attached, but gave that up after a certain transwarp incident involving my hypospray. So they refer solely to the toy figures now. :cry:
 
Nah, they are Geordie and Data. She used to wear a Vagina beard, with a Borg laser attached, but gave that up after a certain transwarp incident involving my hypospray. So they refer solely to the toy figures now. :cry:


All of the above is true.

I was counting on you playing with Riker and Locutus on the honeymoon, as I intend on playing with Data and the Admiral Riker figures whilst fondling my communicator. And by my communicator I mean ....my communicator.