Happy Birthday Matt!

Captain Beard

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Ok, we didn't get you a Penis cake... we got you this:

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He's all yours.

Also, this:

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He autographed the back with... well, you'll have to find out.
 
happy birthday my canadian brother. we must get together for a beer!