Happy birthday, Mo-Mo.
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derek
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Oh hell yes, Stephen Lynch is awesome! My favorite is probably the song where he shoves the gerbil up his ass.
derek
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Will Bozarth
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meh, For the Ladies is Lynch's best song
I kiss you on the cheek
Good night, my love, I say
You turn to me and smile
A baby's on the way
And as you drift asleep
To dream of life anew
I lie there wondering
Just what I should do
I could kick you in the stomach
And catch you unawares
I could swear to God you accidentally fell that flight of stairs
And when I tell you that I love you
When I look you in the eye
As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh
I kiss you on the cheek
Good night, my love, I say
You turn to me and smile
A baby's on the way
And as you drift asleep
To dream of life anew
I lie there wondering
Just what I should do
I could kick you in the stomach
And catch you unawares
I could swear to God you accidentally fell that flight of stairs
And when I tell you that I love you
When I look you in the eye
As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh
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derek
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Lynch is fucking amazing. I've been e-mailing that whore trying to get him over here, but he wont 
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Final_Product said:Lynch is fucking amazing. I've been e-mailing that whore trying to get him over here, but he wont
Well just ask nicely, and stop sending him naked pictures and maybe he'll come perform for you.
derek
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I'm actually considering setting up some gigs at universities across the country, and then e-mailing him and his management with the rough plans in the hope he might come.
The naked pictures, however, will NEVER stop.
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*Sigh* and to think that I once thought I had better things to do at 1:20 AM on a weekend than talk Scotsmen out of exhibitionism and suggest a 15-year old girl to let her parents sexually harass her via the internet.
derek
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derek
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Final_Product said:
I hope they are loud and agressive viking tears and not the silent tears of emo!????!!!!
*clears throat* ah, no, hell no, of course not! I eat red meat and stay out til all hours of the night, and my woman never knows when I'll be home! I'm a beer-drinkin, hairy-chested he-man!
....Goddamn it!
derek
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Now, I'm gonna go join Manowar and wear a loincloth and furry boots onstage. DEATH TO FALSE METAL!!!!
