Happy Birthday Ryan VH!??

[Captain Beard]

IT'S NOT A REAL WOMAN! YOU LIAR!



Where can I get one in a 1988 or older model?

 

[Ryan VH]

I can give you her mom....

 

[Captain Beard]

I'll need photos to ensure wear and tear haven't destroyed her compartments and bumpers.

 

[Ryan VH]

Ummmm wait...Why the fuck am I talking about my girlfriend and her mom being sexbots????

 

[Captain Beard]

Because its FUCKING SEXY.

 

[Ryan VH]

Things haven't changed since I was last on here eh???

 

[Captain Beard]

Not really, no.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Things haven't changed since I was last on here eh???

It is comforting.


Your lady is very pretty.

 

[Ryan VH]

Thank you Samantha! Do you still have the AA shirt i sent you???

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

She has steel marbles for irises! ROBOT! THIS IS NO WOMAN, YOU BOUGHT A SEX ROBOT! happy birthday. WITH YOUR SEXBOT.

I just assumed he went all Baltar, and that he's dating a cylon.

 

[Captain Beard]

I knew others noticed.

 

[Chromatose]

I do have a girlfriend now named Stephanie who loves metal just as much as me

Little did I know he was talking of the COLD STEEL EMBRACE OF ROBOT LOVE

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Ummmm wait...Why the fuck am I talking about my girlfriend and her mom being sexbots????

beeecause you're on the Nevermore board?

 

[AsModEe]

ahah that's one of the funniest happy birthday threads

happy birthday dude

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Thank you Samantha! Do you still have the AA shirt i sent you???

Yup sure do, I missed seeing 'em last week due to having cancer/AIDS of the respiratory system.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

as opposed to the cancer/AIDS of the vagina that you always have?

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

as opposed to the cancer/AIDS of the vagina that you always have?

Yus, my vagina is ribbed with tumors. I'm told it feels good on the penis.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

you should make a mold of it and market your own brand of condoms.

 

[Bacchante]

I missed another one!
Baaaah!

Hope you had a happy happy birfday, Ryan!

 

[fading]

Happy B-Day!