Happy Birthday Swabs!

A trip though UK is mandatory, a good friend from highschool apparently has family that is super rich and owns a hotel chain, free room.

I find this out today, bullshit. Yeah, I really need to get over there :p.
 
Contrary to popular belief, not everyone in England live in London.

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Yep, it's a name.

Anyway you're fake French, you're probably Francois Ladouche or something :p
 
Limit the beatings of the face for the audience?

That would be much awesomer, it actually means the audience are almost not giving a shit. (if I understood the context correctly) Or it could be someone almost not giving a shit about the audience.