Happy birthday man. It's almost over by now but hope it was good so far. If not, go DL some porn and jerk off or something. 
Happy birthday Tranquilian *^@#%*^$
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Today's beer thread actually doubled as his birthday thread, you would've known that if you read through all that shit. Either way, Happy Birfday, again.
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One Inch Man said:
HAHAHAHHA!!!! I just saw that and replied. Then I come to this thread and you mention it. IIIIEEERRWRWWWDDDDSSS!
mousewings
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Happy b-day Dan. As a present, I'll be your personal slave for the day. Just don't ask me to cook.
Well, take away an "o" and add a "c" in place of it, then put the word "suck" in front of it and you got yourself a winnAR.mousewings said:
j/k
no, i'm not. who am I kidding.
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And then if you carry the 2 but not the H then... OH MY GOD...!Doomcifer said:Well, take away an "o" and add a "c" in place of it, then put the word "suck" in front of it and you got yourself a winnAR.
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I have no need for a slave who doesn't go for pre-marital sexmousewings said:
Thank you all. The girls in the beer thread made my day
mousewings
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Damn. That was quotable.
I still know how to take care of a house, sew, and do laundry. I also don't object to pre-maritial fooling around.
I still know how to take care of a house, sew, and do laundry. I also don't object to pre-maritial fooling around.
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Close but no cigar, as Clinton would say.mousewings said:Damn. That was quotable.
I still know how to take care of a house, sew, and do laundry. I also don't object to pre-maritial fooling around.
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Come on, mousewings is Asian, you know she'll do all your fuckin' housework and then come asking for a beatin'! It's perfect.
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Blowjobs are great and all, but they are only an acceptable replacement to crazy monkey sex for so long.
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Don't stereotype me. I'd never ask anyone to beat me or let them... unless that's a sexual connotation.Black Winter Day said:Come on, mousewings is Asian, you know she'll do all your fuckin' housework and then come asking for a beatin'! It's perfect.
Monkey sex? That sounds disturbing.
