Happy birthday Tranquilian *^@#%*^$

If you have not engaged in crazy monkey sex, you have not lived.

lizard is right that I have a lot of pentup sexual frustration though. Male badgers are the only creatures that no longer run from me, I think they might be gay.
 
Actually I was just talking about two humans having sex like crazy monkeys, but if there really are sex crazy actual monkeys out here then I'm game!
 
One Inch Man said:
Actually I was just talking about two humans having sex like crazy monkeys, but if there really are sex crazy actual monkeys out here then I'm game!
eew. but they're... monkeys. And yes, badgers are gay. Just look at them.
 
Why does everyone thing Salad Fingers is creepy/scary. I think he's rather funny.

*time to find France* until that gay boy kidnaps him.
Watch out for the ravens.
 
It's disturbing! It kicks ass, but it's very goofy in a dark sort of way. Have you watched Banana Fingers? That one is funny.
 
Banana fingers is okay... the character seems more pathetic than scary. Lying about being invited to the bar. "You taste like popcorn"

As this thread is for Dan: my offer of being your personal slave is still on. :D