Happy birthday Vikk

You put a plastic black bag over his head, tied him to the chair of those asian sport cars, Subaru I think, and you played Punjabi MC on full whilst your gay butler drove and you ass-raped him through the hole in the back of the car seat :lol: No condoms were involved and he limped out with a sore ass. You took his prostate gland out with a pair of pliars and swallowed it:erk:

My kind of dream , the ideal place to test my survival techniques :lol:
 
Money, get away.
Get a good job with good pay and youre okay.
Money, its a gas.
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think Ill buy me a football team.

Money, get back.
Im all right jack keep your hands off of my stack.
Money, its a hit.
Dont give me that do goody good bullshit.
Im in the high-fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a lear jet.

Money, its a crime.
Share it fairly but dont take a slice of my pie.
Money, so they say
Is the root of all evil today.
But if you ask for a raise its no surprise that theyre
Giving none away.

Huhuh! I was in the right!
Yes, absolutely in the right!
I certainly was in the right!
You was definitely in the right. that geezer was cruising for a
Bruising!
Yeah!
Why does anyone do anything?
I dont know, I was really drunk at the time!
I was just telling him, he couldnt get into number 2. he was asking
Why he wasnt coming up on freely, after I was yelling and
Screaming and telling him why he wasnt coming up on freely.
It came as a heavy blow, but we sorted the matter out
 
Hahah you're the ideal candidate for an alabama hot pocket.. I could see you do any sexual act regardless of how messy it gets and still enjoy it, and if MetalAges didn't stop the porn you'd post pictures of your penis dressed up:lol:


I wouldn't take care extreme acts of sexuality if it is with a normal girl :lol:

And yeah my penis is so cute that it deserves being dressep up with a little hat and a scarf :lol:
 
eww :erk: stop the gross thing in my birthday thread :cry:

Opps sorry I forgot the cake :D

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