Happy Birthday

I was just gonna remind you that I have my birthday in only a
few weeks. And if everyone forgets, I'm gonna cry some brave
tears in my helmet!
 
HAVE YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE PERSON I TOLD ABOUT, MORG!?!?!?!?! (or just didn't you read that at all...?) Oh well, I don't remember just how old that person was, but it was more than 100 anyway, so your definitely not the oldest here. -Unless you've drinked a youth potion and just made up an age?? -Maybe that's it..... How old are you then....?
 
Ummm... oh well..... I don't remember where I wrote it..... never saw the answer you gave.... my fault then....... but anyway, that means you're not past 100 yet!!