I should be. We went to da liguor store tonight and there was this huge line. The wife immediately picked out everything she wanted and went to the line. So, I thought I'd peruse the single malt section and pick something out while she was still in line. By the time I decided, she was through so I was like, "FUCK!" and we left.
The wife also lost my debit card which is attached to a rather large sum of money.
After checking the store, she found it in the parking lot.
I killed her shortly after we got home.