Maybe other Saints would have their holidays celebrated with more vigour if they were endorsed by Guinness. Stout makes religion acceptable ....
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vomit
Hosebag wannabe
Ahh yes that glorious day is upon us, March 17th! When all of America comes together to have a pie fight and poke each other in the eyes!
Why, you heathens ask?
I'll tell you why it's Shemp Howard's Birthday!
Mosh Hard Always!
Why, you heathens ask?
I'll tell you why it's Shemp Howard's Birthday!
Mosh Hard Always!
anvil(old)
Forged In Fire
I'm actually from a place called Armagh in N.Ireland where St. Patrick lived for a large part of his life. Lots of Guinness for me tomorrow. 
Went out Friday w/ some buds after my workday at the school was overwith. So anyhow, we wound up doing lots of "crow" and lots of "smoke" (neither of which do I do very often, but my buddy just got his income tax returns, and he floated the bill) so we (about 6 of us all told) were up until 10 Saturday morning drinking Guiness and Jamesons and man, it is Sunday, and I still feel like shit. I have lost some of my old superhero powers. No word on any of my friends btw, they hopped in the car in the midst of being fucked up and said they were heading for the beach. Keep in mind, I live in Ohio!! I said "i think I'll stay here." I need some new friends anyway.
Dude the best hangover cure is Pedialyte! Got this advice straight from Vinnie Paul. That is unless you DON'T have to go to work, then you just drink a bloody mary and buy a case of beer...........
Both Dime and Vinnie have "reset" buttons tattooed on their tricep, so when they wake up hungover all they have to do is press reset!!! I used to be able to party like that day in and day out, but not anymore man! I'm not that old, but I think I accelerated my age like triple time whilst in college. You know, live fast, die young, leave a pretty corpse. Then I realized it was 30 years until I could retire and slowed down.
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