Happy Valentine's Day bitches.

[Disgustipated]

A massively capitalist concoction, but a good excuse to enjoy a nice time with the beloved in any case.

Mine shall consist of red wine, jazz, and a ploughmans platter made by the missus, all enjoyed on our deck with views such as this

 

[NAD]

Holy poop that is gorgeous.

Wife outta town for VD this year. So I'm gonna spend tomorrow night alone watching Pink Flamingos.

 

[ChaosLee]

Yeah, have the feeling this day is going to get funky.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Disgustipated, you have certainly been talking about your "beloved" quite often lately. I'm beginning to grow concerned.

 

[Disgustipated]

She found out I post on here. These are just decoy posts.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

For Valentine's Day I just had a doozy of an essay test on 14th century Italian, 15th century Northern European, and 15th century Italian art. My hand hurts and I know I did well, but man, art douchery is quite douchey.

 

[Krilons Resa]

To you as well, Sweetheart. <3

Now for NAD's bi-annual bitchfest about people pronouncing it "Valentime's Day."

 

[NAD]

hahaha, whoa, I forgot about people saying it that way. And me being that bugged about it.

I'm much less filled with hate these days. Those folk are still fucking mouthbreathers though.

 

[theoden236]

bullshit holiday

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

We exchanged gifts last year, so I got him another gift this year (a pair of boots). I didn't get nuttin' this year. D'oh. He needed the boots, though.

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Update: He left the house and came back ten minutes later carrying a vase of yellow roses (even though I've said time and time again that I dislike flowers) and a little yellow box containing a bottle of Burberry Weekend for Women.

Me, not being familiar with the perfume: "Have you smelled this?"
Him: "No..."
Me: "Did you go to Kroger for the roses and CVS for the perfume?"
Him: *laughs* "Mayybeee"

Made me LOL. My husband = winner

 

[NAD]

hahaha

I bought one of those tiny plastic rose lookin' things for a girlfriend many years ago. I don't know if it was for VD or what, but when I gave it to her our conversation was:

"Awwwwwwwwww did you buy this from one of the Mexicans on the side of the road?!"
"No, it's from the gas station by your house!"

She had a big bush.

 

[neal]

She had a big bush.

sometimes its the small details that really make a story.

 

[NAD]

So I accomplished what I wanted to tonight. I did some laundry, vacuumed the god damn house, and watched Pink Flamingos for the first time. I had to block the TV with my foot and turned my head for the butthole scene, but otherwise I thought that was disgustingly amazing. Pretty impressive that I couldn't physically watch something, and John Waters defense of the chickenfuck scene was brilliant.

Now it's 11:25pm and I haven't even had a drink or jerked off to bad '90s pornography yet. VD day is not yet complete...

 

[Disgustipated]

..and you have 30 mins to spare.

 

[Disgustipated]

I just realised I said beloved itt.

In my defence, I was drunk.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

For Valentine's Day I just had a doozy of an essay test on 14th century Italian, 15th century Northern European, and 15th century Italian art. My hand hurts and I know I did well, but man, art douchery is quite douchey.

Holy crap, I got a 130 on this test. What the hell

 

[dorian gray]

Thats a decent score

 

[Krigloch the Furious]