Happy Valentine's Day bitches.

[dorian gray]

19 is way too old dude

 

[NAD]

Now you know why I went home to my wife last night.

 

[dorian gray]

The blind guy sounded promising though

 

[NAD]

He thought we had met before. For our second (third?) rendezvous I'll make my move.

 

[Reign in Acai]

We had a Valentine's Day pot luck tonight at work. Considering I work alongside 90% CIS Males, it's a rather odd setting.

Going to a "couples" shindig tonight, and going to get plastered off of Buchanan's whilst grubbing Mexican food. Huzzah

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Any ideas? I need something other than "make reservations at nice restaurant"... but of course I'm so uncreative that's what I'll end up doing

This is exactly what I ended up doing

 

[Vittra]

Feigning a breakup is a unique and original experience

but fraught with potential danger

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Explain

 

[NAD]

I would enjoy hearing this story in further detail.

Flowers = blowjob

NAD = drjunk