Happy Valentine's Day bitches.

[dorian gray]

Haha! Wow someone needs to shave!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[refraction]

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Any ideas? I need something other than "make reservations at nice restaurant"... but of course I'm so uncreative that's what I'll end up doing

Also, I can't cook, so that shit's out of the question

 

[dorian gray]

The State of dorian does not recognize Valentines Day

 

[NAD]

Definitely watch Pink Flamingos, perhaps whilst microwaving burritos.

The only romantic thing I ever did one Valentine's Day was propose. Fag.

 

[ChaosLee]

I shall be attending a tattoo and beer festival that day with the lady. I commend the person who thought to combine these activities and put them on V-Day weekend.

 

[swizzlenuts]

Quit fucking bragging

 

[dorian gray]

This forum sucks

 

[Reign in Acai]

Quit fucking bragging

 

[ChaosLee]

This forum sucks

Have some whiskey

 

[swizzlenuts]

Send me some.

 

[dorian gray]

Seconded

 

[Reign in Acai]

My co-worker Baby Panda bought a Tiffany's necklace, roses, and a box of personalized M & M's that said "To My Baby" for a gal he never met in the UK. The bar has been set Sirloin, you need to outdo that.


"I'm so glad I finally got your address."

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I lost it at "box of personalized M&Ms"

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

ha!

 

[NAD]

http://www.businessinsider.com/gselevators-guide-to-valentines-day-2014-2

Hilarious and terrifying, at the same time!

 

[NAD]

I think to celebrate VD I'm going to leave my wife, move back to the desert, and shack up with a broad half my age. Maybe then I can finally finish writing a book.

 

[dorian gray]

A 15 year old?

 

[NAD]

17, come on man, I'm not a complete pervert.

I was out in the desert last night, and some 19 year old was flirting with me (along with a blind 45 year old male), so hey, who knows!