Captain Beard
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Happy Valentine's Day! or something....
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Captain Beard
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Anvil
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Relationships are overrated. The only thing that comes out of a good relationship (one without plans of marriage, kids, etc. in the long run) is someone to share your problems, woes, fears, and life with. Free cuddles and sex is another bonus...
...Most of which you can get from women whom you don't know but will soon.
Relationships are for some people, whereas being single is for others. I hated being single, and now... I miss being single. Not saying I WANT to be single again, I just miss some of the freedoms, like not having to share my bed, or having all those feminine products around in the bathroom.
Back to the point, Valentine's Day is no more than a corporate holiday to sell loads of crap to your loved one. Why show how much you love your female/male companion on Valentine's Day, when you can do it any day without having to buy worthless junk?
...Most of which you can get from women whom you don't know but will soon.
Relationships are for some people, whereas being single is for others. I hated being single, and now... I miss being single. Not saying I WANT to be single again, I just miss some of the freedoms, like not having to share my bed, or having all those feminine products around in the bathroom.
Back to the point, Valentine's Day is no more than a corporate holiday to sell loads of crap to your loved one. Why show how much you love your female/male companion on Valentine's Day, when you can do it any day without having to buy worthless junk?
Captain Beard
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Feminine products? Those don't bother me. I use them as projectile cannons when people don't leave me alone while taking a shit.
Anvil
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Feminine products? Those don't bother me. I use them as projectile cannons when people don't leave me alone while taking a shit.
Not just tampons.
I'm talking, hair products, special soaps, make-up, lotions, blow dryer, some rubber thing for the blow dryer, etc.
That alone takes up the sink, cabinet, drawers, counter, under the sink, bathtub/shower, and top of the toilet.
Reminiscence
Oblique and Nebulous
Some of you guys are idiots. If she dated someone younger that person would still have to go through the 16-20 years.
Captain Beard
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No, no, the girl needs to learn space is limited and she doesn't own the goddamned bathroom, and to organize her shit or lose it (this is part of what makes me unpopular with womens
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Kvlt Wench
sews no mercy
And I sure as fuck don't want to date a 14 or 15 year old? Why would anyone possibly think that's a good idea?
Anvil
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No, no, the girl needs to learn space is limited and she doesn't own the goddamned bathroom, and to organize her shit or lose it (this is part of what makes me unpopular with womens
I've done this already. all the make-up and other things have been put away into a plastic space-saver container, under the bed. Now the bathroom is much better.
What I described was more of what it was like when she first moved in.
Captain Beard
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Oh man, I'd have a stroke. I do NOT like other people's hygiene products encroaching on my personal bathroom space.
Pedophiles, and most girls that age.
Pedophiles, and most girls that age.
Bacchante
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derek
Grey Eminence
It seems you are perpetually let down. The short answer would be to stop dating.
raeon
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Dude, that's awesome. I just made that my msn display now, with some slight changes. Thanks
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Necromunchkin
Lord of the Whisky
Always remember: Valentine's Day is a Christian corruption of a pagan festival involving werewolves, blood and fucking. So wish people a happy Horny Werewolf Day and see what happens.
