@Erik and his joke: o i get it.
okay you've forced me to do this:
13: i hate middle school
14: i start playing bass, grew 6 inches taller and got chicks
15: TOUCHED A BOOB FOR THE FIRST TIME OMFG
16: had long hair, discovered much great music
17: got a job
18: got a car and started driving OMG
19: dated a reborner, in hindsight was a poor decision. became a beer snob, in hindsight was an infinitely better one.
20: ummm, i dunno. kept going to college
21: LEGAL DRINKING AGE HOORAY FOR BARS. also fell in love awwwwww
22: moved out of my parent's house finally, partied and puked like a champ, finished college.
23: got my own place which meant i could score at any volume at any time of the day on any piece of furniture i wished
24: truly fell in love with literature
25: realized i was too young for marriage, did some stupid shit but mostly involing boobs so it's okay
26: have long hair again, rock out like never before. joined Netflix.
looking toward 27, i'd like to find a long term girlfriend again and by 28 have moved far far away.