Happybirthdayiconoclastictendencies(20)

[dorian gray]

haha, you guys shouls go out and reproduce right now. you sound ready.
the best thing about having a son is he'll probably be smart and hot like me..........................but have an average johnson. poor kid.

 

[Chromatose]

sorry to tell you, but in my case, I never stopped shitting

in fact I think I will again in a few minutes

 

[Mormagil]

 

[Ellestin]

haha, you guys shouls go out and reproduce right now.

Not now. Tomorrow maybe.

Have you "already" considered the prospect of having another one quite soon? I'm told it makes the raising easier in a lot of respects.

 

[dorian gray]

FUCK NO. i see the point but no way. not having more than one. the wife has not enjoyed being pregnant and i dont enjoy the prospect of losing half our income for the next several years. having another one would only make everything worse. and im greedy goddam it. GREEDY!

 

[Demonspell]

i've met people who consider their high school days (14 to 18 years old) "the best years of my life" and i always laughed at their sad and pathetic existence. same thing goes for anyone who married their high school sweetheart. [/dick]

Agreed, that's very close to my dictionary definition of loser...I feel the same way when working through a band's catalogue only to discover that the debut was clearly the best. Even if they kept up the quality, I still feel like I'm getting blackballed. If you used up all your best ideas on your first try and failed to grow from there, your legacy is one of disappointment.

Happy birthday Iconoclastic...

 

[Night Mare]

Happy Birthday man...

I am too fucked up to type anything intelligent...

 

[Thanatopsis123]

haha, good for you. but i mean, seriously. what am i supposed to do?

Have your wife "accidentally" find her way down a flight of stairs or you could aways fake SIDS.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SIDS

Disclaimer: This is a joke and leaves me with no responsibility in your upcoming murder trial.

 

[JayKeeley]

Iconoclastic Tendencies, ruler of Canada. We kneel before you.

Zod.