Haunting passages

[Susie]

I'm surprised noone has posted a real haunted passage like this

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

OH MY GOD... Im blind..traumatised by susie and her obscene posting

I mean what the fuck is going on its like hes giving birth to a fucking deer or something.

 

[Susie]

OH MY GOD... Im blind..traumatised by susie and her obscene posting

I mean what the fuck is going on its like hes giving birth to a fucking deer or something.

Its a prolapsed arse peice

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

please tell me nothing like that will ever happen to my arse

god no.. the horror

 

[Susie]

please tell me nothing like that will ever happen to my arse

god no.. the horror

Nothing like that will happen to your arse, that is unless i get a toilet plunger and totally 'disenbowel' hahhaa your haunting passage

 

[StevenK]

yer man was a weight lifter, he went to lift too much weight and as he was bringing it back down he tried to use his lungs to keeps his chest out,all of a sudden he was stuck like that for an hour intil the ambulance people could get him to lie down on a stretcher!

 

[Susie]

Yeh i remember seeing that on rotten.com or something, ooo imagine the way he felt when his arse gave way

 

[StevenK]

argh fuck that! its supposed to be one of the most painful things that can happen!

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

Portrait of Tracy By: Jaco Pastorius
==========================================

NOTES:

- Regularly notated notes are harmonics
- Fretted notes are notated as n*
- 3+ means harmonic played at approx. 0.25 of the
distance 3rd-4th fret above the 3rd fret (find
out on your own instrument at which position the
harmonic is at it's loudest).
- 2++ means harmonic played halfway between the 2nd
and 3rd fret
- 2&6 means push 2nd position down to fret (index
finger) and play harmonic at 6th position
(little finger).


e s s s s s s s s s s Q Q h+e s s
+-----5-3+-----------------+-----+------------+
|6:-R-----4---5-3+---------|-----|------------|
|8:---------3+----4---5-3+-|-----|------0*-2*-|
+-------------------3+-----+-4-7-+-12---------+


e e s s e e e e e e e q h s s s s
+---4---5-------+-------4-4---+-------------+
|---4-3+--4---5-|-------4-5---|-R-----------|
|-3*------5-3+--|-2&6-----3*--|---0*--0*-2*-|
+---------3*----+-----0*----5-+-----3*------+


e e s s e e e e e e e q w e e e e q w
+---4---5-------+-------4-5----+---+-------4-4---+---+
|---4-3+--4---5-|-------4-5----|-R-|-------4-5---|-R-|
|-3*------5-3+--|-2&6-------6*-|---|-2&6-----3*--|---|
+---------3*----+-----0*-------+---+-----0*----5-+---+


e e e Q w q e e e e e q e e e q q e e
+-------4-5-+-----+-4--------2++-+---2+-------+---7------+
|-------4-4-|-----|-4------R-2++-|-R-2+-----R-|-7---7----|
|-2&6-----4-|-----|--------------|------------|----------|
+-----0*----+-11*-+---4*-4*------+-----3*-3*--+-------2*-+


q Q e q q q q q q q q q h q e e q q q
+-4-------+---5-------+-4-------+-7-----+-4-------7-+
|---------|4:-7-----R-|---4-----|-4-----|---4-----4-|
|---------|4:---------|-----7-5-|---4---|-----7-5---|
+---1*-0*-+-----9-7---+---------+-----7-+-----------+


q q h q q q q q q q e e q q q q q
+-------+-4-------+-7-----+-4-------7-+-----+
|-----R-|---4-----|-4-----|---4-----4-|-----|
|-4-----|-----7-5-|---4---|-----7-5---|-4-7-|
+---7---+---------+-----7-+-----------+-----+


e e e q e e e e e e e e q e e e e e
+-----7-----+---7--------+---7-----+---7--------+
|5:---7---7-|---7---7----|---7---7-|---7---7----|
|8:---------|------------|---------|------------|
+---8*--8*--+-8*--8*--8*-+-7*--7*--+-7*--7*--7*-+


e e e q e e e e e e e e q e e e e e e e e q
+---7-----+---7--------+---7-----+---7--------+---5-----+
|---7---7-|---7---7----|---7---7-|---7---7----|---5---5-|
|---------|------------|---------|------------|---------|
+-6*--6*--+-6*--6*--6*-+-7*--7*--+-7*--7*--7*-+-8*--8*--+


e e e e e e e e q e e e e e e e e q
+---7--------+---7-----+---7--------+---7-----+
|---7---7----|---7---7-|---7---7----|---7---7-|
|------------|---------|------------|---------|
+-8*--8*--8*-+-7*--7*--+-7*--7*--7*-+-6*--6*--+


e e e e e e q Q Q e e e e e e q
+---7--------+-------5-+-4---------||---------6-+
|---7---7----|6:---5-7-|---4-------||5:---5---4-|
|------------|8:-6*----|-----------||8:---------|
+-6*--6*--6*-+---------+-----1*-3*-||---4*--4*--+

3x
e e e e e e q q q q e || e e e q e e e e e
+-------6----+---4---+---3+---||-------6-+-------6----+
|---5---4----|---5-4-|-3+-----||---5---4-|---5---4----|
|------------|-----5-|--------||---------|------------|
+-4*--4*--4*-+-3*----+-----3*-||-4*--4*--+-4*--4*--4*-+


e q q e Q Q w h+e s s e e s s e e e
+-----5------+-------+---+------------+---4---5-------+
|6:---4-5----|-3+----|-R-|-R----------|---4-3+--4---5-|
|8:-3*--4-0*-|-1*-3+-|---|------0*-2*-|-3*------5-3+--|
+-------3*---+----1*-+---+------------+---------3*----+


e e e e q h s s s s e e s s e e e e e e Q
+-------4-4---+-------------+---4---5-------+-------4-5-+
|-------4-5---|-R-----------|---4-3+--4---5-|-------4-4-|
|-2&6-----3*--|---0*--0*-2*-|-3*------5-3+--|-2&6-----4-|
+-----0*----5-+-----3*------+---------3*----+-----0*----+


w w q e Q w
+-----+---+-------9&13-+---+
|-----|-R-|-------9&13-|-R-|
|-----|---|------------|---|
+-11*-+---+-0*-0*------+---+