Have I heard the worst song/seen the worst video of all time?

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Maybe

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I hate Nightwish. The only good thing about that band is the bassist beard which he disgraces by being in Nightwish.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

New singers way hotter though.

 

[Anvil]

What the hell is with the women playing instruments.

Secondly, Marco Hietala rules in Tarot.

 

[slashvanyoung]

The only good thing about that band is the bassist beard which he disgraces by being in Nightwish.

There has been an interview with the bassist in the german "Metal Hammer" magazine a while ago for the "track attack" section where they're playing songs to musicians and they have to guess their names. They also played some older Nightwish to him and he didn't recognize it all... not even the band.

I don't care about the band and never have although I heard plenty and even own "Century Child". It's just bloated bubblegum pop-"metal" for fat goth-wannabe chicks in their pretty renaissance dresses.

About 3 years ago I was at the Dynamo festival in Holland and while I was waiting for Slayer I got extremely sick at the end of Life Of Agony's set (who rule btw.). So I had to give up my spot and find a toilet and while I was shitting and puking myself to death I heard the Nightwish siren blowing in the back. And if that wasn't torture enough: while I was making my way back to the stage at the end of Nightwish, I was searching for a buddy when something suddenly hit me in the face. It was the towel of that Nightwish band leader/keyboard faggot and before I even realized what was happening, an army of fat goth chicks crushed me down and ripped the towel and everything near (hair, shirt) from me. Jesus...

So, fuck Nightwish!

 

[Enemy242]

stupid sex sells video and nightwish haven't put anything out worth listening to in ages. i think out of all thier albums i've only liked maybe 2 or 3 songs. i don't get how anyone can be a fan of this band.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Worst ever? Seriously?
Sorry, I like it when chicks dress scantily and rock out. I might be alone on this.

Song isn't good, but it's no worse than some of the pop rock out there nowadays. CERTAINLY no worse than Hedley.

 

[Anvil]

Sorry, I like it when chicks dress scantily and rock out. I might be alone on this.

You'd think so, with this bunch.

 

[Captain Beard]

Boring, boring, boring.

 

[flying_whale]

this is much worse than St.anger!

 

[Captain Beard]

It's just... DULL. She's useless as anything but a promotional piece of ass.

 

[Anvil]

Well if THAT'S what Nightwish is selling, then where the hell do I buy?

 

[Captain Beard]

At the bottom of Ginnungagap.

 

[Anvil]

Hmm... That seems too far out of reach.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

lol, wtf is this crap?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

You'd think so, with this bunch.

Maybe it's because the Nightwish chick is legal.

 

[EricT]

Maybe it's because the Nightwish chick is legal.

 

[Captain Beard]

lol, wtf is this crap?

Crap even Ymir is mad about. He wants to sell it to get out OUT of the void.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

New singers way hotter though.

LOL

nice one

but yeah worst vid of all time, nightwish went down the shitter fast.

 

[neal]

so holding an instrument and tossing your hair around counts as rocking out?! fuckin terrible.