have you ever been locked up?

[Alwin]

no

 

[Susie]

when i was 9, i was takin to the police station for robbin loads of pic an mix sweets i ate some and stuffed some up me sleeves then they said go in the cell cos if you ever rob sweets again this is were you'll end up.

To this day i havent stole another thing

 

[breaklose]

except micks heart. aaaah.

 

[Don Corleone]

shit, that could have turned out bad, havent you seen midnight express??

please
not again

 

[Bambi]

but theres a chipper owned by turks over here called midnight express and all.

 

[Mick Moss]

when i was 9, i was takin to the police station for robbin loads of pic an mix sweets i ate some and stuffed some up me sleeves then they said go in the cell cos if you ever rob sweets again this is were you'll end up.

To this day i havent stole another thing

Robbing food. Why am I not surprised?

 

[StevenK]

ive been arrested a once for being in a stolen vehicle but they had to release me because it wasnt stolen
fuckwits

 

[Strangelight]

I got locked up in the same cell where Peter Sutcliffe was kept

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

i used to get called peter sutcliffe where i worked. "hide the hammer"