Have you ever jacked off in the mirror?

[Troyanasy]

That's nothing, I've uploaded videos of myself jerking off on Kazaa. Yep some of you might have even downloaded them and jacked off to them without knowing what they were. Now you feel violated.

I got cheated 'cause i payed for the DVD
But I still beat the bishop of Norway to G beating it
I/m thinging of glam rock bands though

 

[Troyanasy]

Hey Piss tastes salty

so I heard?

 

[Black Winter Day]

i hear-tell it's more tangy

 

[predeterminator]

Perfect example of why I don't post. And no I did not look over the answers to this question. it just shows what this chat has evolved to. I know jackin off is relevent to a vast majority of the viewer's out there but if you can't get some "free help' your fucked up!

 

[Will Bozarth]

Hi, welcome back, would you like to lick my anus?

 

[predeterminator]

Hi, welcome back, would you like to lick my anus?

yes, soon as you mother gets out of the way.

 

[Will Bozarth]

anything for you sugarlips *smooch*

 

[predeterminator]

Now you have my attention! May I introduce you to my friend? Mr. cactus?

 

[Will Bozarth]

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[predeterminator]

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Satan? Why I am on a first name basis with him! welcome aboard brother!