Have you ever overheard your parents boning?

[Strangelight]

Ah ignore them Irene. They're no spring chickens themselves

 

[Bastet]

ah, thanks!
spring chickens.... well...age is very relative

 

[Don Corleone]

haha spring chickens, i must remember that lol

i never heard them, but one morning i came (how old was i? 10 maybe? dunno) to their room and my father pulled the blanket over my mother who was naked. i wasnt disgusted or anything but well...it was quite traumatic all the same lololers lolipooppers

 

[Mick Moss]

We were on holiday and I walked into me mum and dads bedroom and me mum had just her nickers on with the curlies poking out either side. It was not a good experience

 

[Su Jacko]

When i was about 12, I was awoken by what I thought was a wolf growling..... you know it wasn't, it was the noise of love coming from my mum and dad's room.

 

[Mick Moss]

Nnnnnoooooooooo

 

[Don Corleone]

a wolf growl? JESUS hahahhaaha
was it a male wolf or shewolf? haha

 

[Dhatura]

You're a bunch of crazy Catholics, we don't mind getting naked at home in front of the other family members when there are no guests, and no one ever cares.

 

[Strangelight]

You're a bunch of crazy Catholics, we don't mind getting naked at home in front of the other family members when there are no guests, and no one ever cares.

Well thats just wrong isnt it?

 

[pistol_pete]

You're a bunch of crazy Catholics, we don't mind getting naked at home in front of the other family members when there are no guests, and no one ever cares.

 

[Mick Moss]

You're a bunch of crazy Catholics, we don't mind getting naked at home in front of the other family members when there are no guests, and no one ever cares.

Has your dad got a big nob then?

 

[marginalé]

 

[Su Jacko]

You're a bunch of crazy Catholics, we don't mind getting naked at home in front of the other family members when there are no guests, and no one ever cares.

Nah, that's just a myth so you sound exotic

 

[Strangelight]

Ah that old trick to e-arouse teenage metalheads

 

[Dhatura]

Has your dad got a big nob then?

He might have, I dunno, he's dead, just like my mother. So it's easy to go naked at home cause I've got only half of the family to put up with But it's not a myth, ffs, your home should be the place where you are free.

Some people go to nude beaches, I think there's nothing wrong with that either, though I've never been to any. I somehow stopped caring about beaches

 

[Mariner]

hmm well i dont care either in fact. just no one cares, like martha says.

well we dont get naked to show off eh just when we take a shower, then we dont care that the others are around.

 

[Dhatura]

Exactly, that's what I mean too.

 

[blackeyed]

actually i used to have a friend in school whose family knacked off around the house....i always thought it was weird like, but guess thats just my stiff upper lip....

 

[Susie]

actually i used to have a friend in school whose family knacked off around the house....i always thought it was weird like, but guess thats just my stiff upper lip....

You with a stiff upper lip sounds unbelievable

 

[Strangelight]

hmm well i dont care either in fact. just no one cares, like martha says.

well we dont get naked to show off eh just when we take a shower, then we dont care that the others are around.

Originally Posted by Mick Moss
Has your dad got a big nob then?