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I had no idea pornstars did housecalls (until yesterday). I was always under the assumption that their vagine was under contract and they made the majority of their income from blowing dudes in the industry, with supplementary funding coming from strip club gigs. Low and behold, all you do is go through an agency and you can bang these hooches for as little as a lint tipped penny.

Rates for the top tier hoes go as follows.

Solo/les: $500-800
BG: $800-1200
Anal: $1200+
Group: $1200 + $100 per guy <----:lol:

obviously, looks/name come into it. if you're an a-lister porner your price will go up, whilst if you're an in the gutter doped out crackfiend your price will go down. also, things like anal will buy you a premium- ".

keep in mind that those rates are their film rates, not their hooker rates. Low and behold all you need is some cam purchased from Wal-Mart hooked up to 3 upright brooms bound together with duct tape.

for hooker rates, check out: http://bellamodels.com or http://bodymiracle.com

The traveling rates are ridiculous though. If the broad hails from your town of residence,there is no God damn way I'm going to cough up 8grand for traveling fees. She could hop on a damn bus for $2.75.*


Note there's probably only 2 pornstars alive, I'd fork over that amount of clams for.

Don't Judge me!!!


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^ awesome, someone beat me to it. i love you jerry. i really, really love you. :lol:
 
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So Jerry, are those BJ pics all from the same DVD? And is that Hi Def then? Is there any benefit to porn in surround sound too?
 
hahaha High Definition Porn?!

Oh good, now you can see the herpes as it festers.

When it comes to bints I date, I like them real. Authentic. Flawed.

When it comes to fantasy, give me the Playboy airbrused unnatural perfection.
 
that barbie chick is fucking smokin hot. always amazes me how some of these gorgeous women end up being complete whores. I mean, the obvious answer is they have fucked up head issues, and/or a fucked up childhood...but damn man. What a waste....or not.
 

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