hello all new hair here

I'm engaged to Tonci, sorry. Connie has tried his moves on me before, but unlike most of his other targets I remained faithful to my lover! I was able to resist Connie's sleazy ways. Now the ladies who work at Club X on the other hand can't get enuff of him! You should see how bruised their parts are!

Me & Connie are just partners in crime in our mission to turn Melbourne into the rock & roll paradise that Sunset Strip was in the late '80s haha!
 
oh wow. There's two now. And it all makes sense. Trixxi is from another planet and is slowly taking over the planet with his glam army. The end is near, people. THE END IS NEAR.
 
ess he As per usual the keyboardist is forgotten about!

Oh Connie, must you always steal my thunder?
 
no need to thank me guys. since my joining most of you have lost your sheilas to my stunning good looks and carisma, called out my name out during sex at least once a week or they atleast have a poster of me next to your bed