Hello im new.

[Ecstatic Youth]

Satan's Uber Grim Fall of Uber Grimness.

Can I be your bitch LoM? It would really be an honour. I'd take a dumb on your chest too if you really wanted me to.

Oh yah, and new guy; welcome to your nightmare. No seriously. This board is all fun. Jokes all around. Take nothing serious....as nothing serious comes out here very often. Take for example my post right now. Pure silliness(though I do really have a HUGE crush on LoM:Spin

 

[MajestikMøøse]

As you can obviously observe, you need a good sense of heehaw to survive... and worshipping satan helps too.

 

[FretsAflame]

As you can obviously observe, you need a good sense of heehaw to survive... and worshipping satan helps too.

...well in that case...


SSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Let The unholy gospel spread!!! BLLLLEEEEERRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!

 

[FretsAflame]

Blaaaaaaarg! I Am Dead!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Double Fisted Monkey Style Attack!

 

[Satans Mom]

Welcome

 

[Satans Mom]

Too many Satan lovers here. I smell several poseurs. Many, many poseurs.

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

ANAL SEX IS GRIM!!!
and so is your mother​

I am simply loving the usage of the word grim around here. It is just fuckin' great...can't get enough.
I wish I was grim like you NicodemiX. Please show me the path of the righteous man(that being you, of course). I mean, I don't even worship Satan, so I figure I could start there.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Lately ive been saying so much stupid shit I can't tell if I actually mean what I'm saying or not... Grimness seems to be the theme of the month.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Nothing wrong with that of course... I'm just having fun.

 

[Will Bozarth]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYeEYEEYEEYEYEEYEYEYEYEEYEY SAAAAAAATTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

 

[Karmic]

yay.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

either that or we all have been listening to unnatural amounts of Death Cult Armageddon.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Satan, and all that, what what?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

uhh, anyway...


"I go to the shop
To buy some crisps
The slutshopkeeptress denies my unholy wish
HOW COULD SHE BE SO GRAVE AS TO MISUNDERSTAND MY SPIRIT"

 

[FretsAflame]

i vote we make anal sex without lubrication the theme of next month.

the key there is without lubrication.

 

[Guerrilla]

Well when your ass starts bleeding, you'll have blood acting as a lubricant.

 

[FretsAflame]

Well when your ass starts bleeding, you'll have blood acting as a lubricant.

blood tends to get sticky, it's not the best lube.

 

[FretsAflame]

Double Fisted Monkey Style Attack!

I hope that involves keeping your pants on.

hahaha 8-bit theater is the greatest...

"i like big spiders and i cant deny..."

"shake it shake it shake that healthy thorax" hahahaha