Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

[Erik's bass]

Life isn't easy sometimes. Yeah yeah, giraffes and other such mammals have to walk within 2 seconds of being born, but how's having no legs, getting shoved in a box, and shipped halfway across the continental US sound like a way to spend your first month of existence? Man, this sucks. I can't wait to get to Sweden, it seems I'll get chucked onto a plane come Monday. I don't know who this idiot caretaker I'm staying with now is, but he keeps walking around screaming "I AM NAD!!! RAAAROAOOORORRR!!!" over and over again. Weirdo.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

"lolz" here is an understatement

 

[spaffe]

Just reading the title made me laugh

 

[MFJ]

I think the profile is pretty good too. Erik, if you see me on IRC, drop a message- I gotta talk to you about "matters".

 

[mousewings]

Brilliant thread. LoL

 

[MajestikMøøse]

[22:20] <Marksveld> alright fuck this, someone send me good, long, and epic porn RIGHT NOW
[22:21] <Marksveld> if no one sends pr0n in 3 minutes, you will drown in my angst.
[22:21] <Marksveld> DROWN!

 

[MFJ]

Yeah guess what... I NEVER GOT IT!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

you didn't even wait for three minutes as indicated by the times of IRC posts

 

[MFJ]

lets just say i waited long enough ifyouknowwhatimean

 

[mousewings]

I realise I'm repressed too.

You all must help me before I kill again.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I can provide the penis!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

wait.... did I say that?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

hmmmm.... apparently I did.

 

[mousewings]

Uhhh... that was unexpected...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

yeah, it was

 

[MajestikMøøse]

please excuse me while I kill myself

 

[mousewings]

don't kill yourself... as You Are The One. Maybe not for me, but you are.

I realise if Jens Ryden or Dominic Monaghan (sp?) propositioned me, I'd have a high chance of going for it. Hmm...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

"I AM NAD!!! RAAAROAOOORORRR!!!"

 

[mousewings]

I am Milford Cubicle. Let me caress these rusty spoons.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

ROR!!!