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Josh Seipp

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> Hi, I got your email from thenationaleblue guys.
> They
> said you were looking for shows. I am putting on a
> show at Tufts on April 2nd. We're looking for one
> more
> band, so let me know very very soon if you want to
> play. Do you have any mp3s?
>
> -Mike

> Hi Mike, we'r definitely interested and available.
> Can you give
> me more info on the space and who else is playing?
>
> here are a few mp3s, please ignore the total and
> complete lack of
> production:
>
> http://www.captainhaddock.net/thunderbird.mp3
> http://www.captainhaddock.net/angelwang.mp3
> http://www.captainhaddock.net/sealegs.mp3
>
> Cheers,
> Josh

Hey Josh. Sorry to jerk you around, but one of the
bands we were waiting to hear back from emailed last
night and said they could play. So with them and you
there would be too many bands for the time we've got
in the space. There is a chance one of the bands might
cancel, in which case you could take their spot.
Again, sorry.

-Mike
 
I wasn't REALLY going to call him a dickwad, sheesh. but he should have said he was still waiting to hear from someone instead of just saying hey can you guys play.

so unprofessional!
 
yea i think he should have mentioned that he was asking someone else and would be waiting to hear from them first. still. i guess be nice. (me = not usually nice)
 
Dear Jerk,

If your mom told you about someone calling up and screaming at her for birthing you, it was me. Dickwad.

xoxoxo
-j-
 
I say don't respond at all. Show up at the show, rush the stage, dragging that guy on stage with you, and sacrifice him by tearing out his still beating heart with a hooked blade like an Aztec paying tribute to Quetzalcoatl. or you could show up wasted, heckle, and throw bottles at the stage. I wholeheartedly encourage that.
 
Or find out where he lives, and go Viking-style on his domicile, take all that is valuable, and leave the building as a structure fire. I'm assuming no wife because he lacks the necessary balls to attract women.
 
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