help me footbalm kenobi, you're my only hope.

[footbalm's bass]

i can only express gratitude that i am among friends that are similar to me, and except that funny fellow with an extra large string near his bottom, i think i fit in quite well.

this box is sorta dark though, and i think the only human around is going for a masturbation world record, something to do with parakeets and applesauce. however he says he'll be sending me home soon enough, so i'll just turn a blind eye and hope nothing lands on me.

 

[Erik's bass]

would you gaymarry me?

 

[MFJ]

NIN, good times.

 

[Hell Mike]

HARDÖN
Can't sleep so I go back here and WTF DO I SEE I WILL TELL YOU I SEE GOODNESS!!
Worry not, apprentice, for I shall bla bla I WANT BASS

 

[Night Mare]

Bump.

Why? Who knows...

 

[NAD]

GOOD BUMP, or something.

dude i totally want to rock on your bass just like i wanted to rock on erik's when it arrived here, but i totally respect the sanctity of you being the ONLY THUMPER on a new instrument. well i guess yours is used, but still.

either way, it's being shipped out tomorrow morning. but still, right now my apartment is a BASS HAVEN because i have exactly 17 strings of LOW END DOMINATION in here right now.

 

[NAD]

oh yeah and plus my old beater 4-string RED BASS OF DEATH that resides at my parent's house because my mom says it reminds her of me and she won't let me take it away.

even though that bass sucks ass i still love it because i learned on them shitz like 1249 years ago. plus it has like 21937593859 stickers on it including a bigass slayer pentagram RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr!!!!!!!11111111111111

 

[Hell Mike]

You know, you can jam it out all you want as far as I'm concerned if you don't mind re-packaging it and shit when you're done