help!! - translation needed !!!!

[alexrookie]

hi guys,
i have big problems with the translation of my band's bio (german-english). but it must be done in the next 4 days to take part on a compilation.
so here is my request:
can any of you native english speaking guys help me out a bit?

i would send you my silly version and you correct it where i am wrong.

it is just 250 words!!!!!

please help me

 

[Genius Gone Insane]

hi guys,
i have big problems with the translation of my band's bio (german-english). but it must be done in the next 4 days to take part on a compilation.
so here is my request:
can any of you native english speaking guys help me out a bit?

i would send you my silly version and you correct it where i am wrong.

it is just 250 words!!!!!

please help me

Post it here and I'll correct it. Of the English language, great command have I.

 

[Sinister Mephisto]

Haha. yeah just post it here I'm sure lots of people will help.

 

[dreamcatcher]

"My nipples are exploding!"

er, yeah. *wanders off*

 

[_RiseInside_]

"My nipples are exploding!"

er, yeah. *wanders off*

"my nipples explode with delight"

hahaha

|m| Python |m|

 

[Nitronium Blood]

hi guys,
i have big problems with the translation of my band's bio (german-english). but it must be done in the next 4 days to take part on a compilation.
so here is my request:
can any of you native english speaking guys help me out a bit?

i would send you my silly version and you correct it where i am wrong.

it is just 250 words!!!!!

please help me

I shall help you.

 

[Fabbio]

Post it here and I'll correct it. Of the English language, great command have I.

Hey!

Stolen, my punchline you have.

Punishment, will come down on you.

 

[dreamcatcher]

Hey!

Stolen, my punchline you have.

Punishment, will come down on you.

I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.

 

[Genius Gone Insane]

Hey!

Stolen, my punchline you have.

Punishment, will come down on you.

Sorry man, I wanted to be Yoda too!!

 

[Lord Lurion]

Ich viele tranlationedich guten folgen? Nah, I can't speak german for shit. Sorry!

 

[guitarguru777]

Hey!

Stolen, my punchline you have.

Punishment, will come down on you.

Shouldnt it be

Punishment, Come down on you it will











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[Fabbio]

I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.

?

 

[Fragle]

pm me the german version, i'll try to help you

 

[Kazrog]

When in doubt:

http://www.google.com/language_tools?hl=de

 

[Fragle]

believe it or not, the translator is actually pretty good for german-english translations.
it SUCKS A$$ for english-german, though.

 

[Kazrog]

I took 2 years of German but I'm really rusty now, so I wouldn't really know.

 

[dreamcatcher]

?

Oh, google it. Old school SNL.

 

[Fabbio]

Oh, google it. Old school SNL.

Oh....

I got it!!!

Never heard of this Belushi piece, never seen it in Italy.