help!

[btmnky]

Er....oú est la plume de ma tante? Je suis un gateau an tha.

 

[cedarbreed]

Er....oú est la plume de ma tante?

Dans ton cul

 

[french_anatheman]

Ah ah!

 

[Bambi]

i weep for you mehdi, i was up all last night with a dose of the back door trots
Scutter is a ring stinger alright. Me swiss is scourged offa me

 

[Maqus]

"I weep for you mehdi, I was up all last night with a dose of the back door trots. Scutter is a ring stinger alright. Me swiss is scourged offa me."

trot = noun (here)
run, walk, horse movement

backdoor = adjective (here)
combined with the noun "trot", here refers with a spatial metaphor to diarrhoea

scutter = noun (here)
synonym for "backdoor trot" (N.B. the derivative words of movement)

ring stinger = noun
playful rhyming expression referring to pain in the anus

swiss = (slang - Ire) noun
buttocks

scourge = verb (here)
1. scourge - punish severely
2. scourge - whip
3. scourge - devastate or ravage; ruin
I.e. "my swiss is scourged offa me" = "I have a feeling my buttocks/anus are falling off (ruined) by a sharp punishment of pain."

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Translation: Veled érzek, Mehdi, egész éjjel fent voltam hasmarssal [old fashioned]. A hasmenés tényleg kicsípi a lyukadat. Mindjárt szítmegy a seggem [awkward].

Thank you for your attention.

 

[Maqus]

Oh, btw, hope you're getting better. Herbal tea might be a good remedy.

 

[Bambi]

might work wonders for yer posting diahorrehea too :Spin:

 

[Maqus]

For fucks sake, I'm doing charity work here, trying to make your beautiful but complex slang accessible to the general public You're suspecting attack even behind my kindest posts.

 

[Maqus]

 

[Maqus]

 

[Alwin]

tissue anyone?

 

[Maqus]

For which one of us?

 

[Alwin]

you really want me to say it?

alright, here it comes:

Maqus, do you want a tissue?

 

[Maqus]

No thanks, I'm good now.

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

 

[Alwin]

No thanks, I'm good now.

just go write your preface huh?

 

[Maqus]

I did, I did, after I could compose myself.

So I'm happy now -- temporary peace.

 

[Alwin]

the world can finally go to sleep