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[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Thraude-The first pic is pretty damn close.

Gasolinedream-I like hearing we're not the only parental-units that compromise just about everything.

And Greg-careful now, don't want to end up like George Costanza.

 

[ThraxDude]

Thraude-The first pic is pretty damn close.

So...it's close, eh? What's missing? The "toy"?

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

So...it's close, eh? What's missing? The "toy"?

Or the fingers/hand. Maybe a pillow.

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

Thraude-The first pic is pretty damn close.

Gasolinedream-I like hearing we're not the only parental-units that compromise just about everything.

And Greg-careful now, don't want to end up like George Costanza.

Ahh yes, we must compromise to make things work!! Especially when the little beings are there!

George Costanza--Was that the "Buck Naked" episode?

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Or the fingers/hand. Maybe a pillow.

So close.
But a pillow tends to be a pain in the ass *no pun intended*. So the trick is to get her butt off the bed and keep it off. That rules.

By "Buck Naked" episode, are you thinking of the "shrinkage" one? I meant the one where George keeps stopping having sex to eat pastrami and other such ridiculous things in bed, and is eventually found out and of course it blows up in his face (as per usual).

 

[ThraxDude]

So close.
But a pillow tends to be a pain in the ass *no pun intended*. So the trick is to get her butt off the bed and keep it off. That rules.

I'll have to try that one......Never did it like that. When I do, I'll think of you, Heidi!

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

You better.

 

[Metal Maiden]

I'll have to try that one......Never did it like that. When I do, I'll think of you, Heidi!

That depends on who you are trying it with.

 

[GregadetH]

bRaT, I'm not talkin' 'bout eatin' food ya know.....


You can keep the raging bull up while eating "pie"
"pie" is not pastrami...

 

[Metal Maiden]

I got it!

 

[GregadetH]

according to Tad, you're GONNA get it......

 

[ThraxDude]

according to Tad, you're GONNA get it......

Hoooooo-weee! You got that right, sucka!

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

So close.
But a pillow tends to be a pain in the ass *no pun intended*. So the trick is to get her butt off the bed and keep it off. That rules.

By "Buck Naked" episode, are you thinking of the "shrinkage" one? I meant the one where George keeps stopping having sex to eat pastrami and other such ridiculous things in bed, and is eventually found out and of course it blows up in his face (as per usual).

Know what you mean on the pillow. The pillow needs to be a flat one and gives you a starting point to get the butt in the air. That position is a great "G-spot" position and you have access to the joy button. Awesome for multiples.

I remember the episode you are talking about. The "buck naked" one george tries to drop his woman and he tells her he's really a porn star named "Buck Naked" but I can't remember how it ended? The shrinkage one was funny. How about the "Master of my Domain"? SO many classics

 

[mentalmeltdown]

Thanks for such an educating thread.
People people... 2 words of advice (count'em if ya wanna) less typing more "piping".

 

[Metal Maiden]

according to Tad, you're GONNA get it......

Hoooooo-weee! You got that right, sucka!

:Spin:

Metallica's on the RADIO!!!! SHOCKING!

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

bRaT, I'm not talkin' 'bout eatin' food ya know.....


You can keep the raging bull up while eating "pie"
"pie" is not pastrami...

That's too complicated. I'd have to kill you.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Know what you mean on the pillow. The pillow needs to be a flat one and gives you a starting point to get the butt in the air. That position is a great "G-spot" position and you have access to the joy button. Awesome for multiples.

I remember the episode you are talking about. The "buck naked" one george tries to drop his woman and he tells her he's really a porn star named "Buck Naked" but I can't remember how it ended? The shrinkage one was funny. How about the "Master of my Domain"? SO many classics

Woo-hoo!!! Someone knows what I'm talking about. I find the pillow gets in the way.

Last night the "Relationship George/Independent George" one was one.

 

[one man stands]

Man me and the Girlfriend are gonna have fun tonight!! You know what? I cannot get her to orgasm even though I know she is capable. She gets to worked up and makes me stop. What the Fuck? She says I can tie her up so she wont stop me cuz when she starts going crazy she push's me away. Anyways, I can't wait till she gets home so I can try some of this shit out.

 

[Metal Maiden]

 

[ThraxDude]

Very nice...:hotjump: