Here's one for the ladies.

[Lord Foul]

Where I grew up, a creek ran through the neighborhood, partly under the street and partly exposed. The kids in the neighborhood used to go play in it, but certain times of the year you had to watch out for:

These will fuck your shit up.

 

[EricT]

Where I grew up, a creek ran through the neighborhood, partly under the street and partly exposed. The kids in the neighborhood used to go play in it, but certain times of the year you had to watch out for:

These will fuck your shit up.

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And yes, that thing is fucking creepy.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

what in the name %^#$@@#!! :zombie:

 

[Iris]

It's the sound of a mosquito that drives me insane!
I hate bugs that are after my blood.

 

[Anvil]

MOSQUITOS! They love me. I walk out to do a bottle run or garbage run or something, and I'm attacked by about 20 of 'em in the 30 seconds I'm out there.

 

[Shpongled]

Do you sweat a lot?

 

[Iris]

The females love pheromones.

 

[Morganna]

My god Iris! If I saw that spider I would die of fright. I'm a real pansy when it comes to the creepy crawlies.

Al's Mom had a point the other day. She said she'd rather have a mosquito in the house then a fly. Because a fly will land and puke on your food.