Here's one for the ladies.

[Lordlucid]

http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_050607_news_spider_earache.3faa8ff4.html

ALBANY, Ore. -- A 9-year-old boy who complained of an earache was a little surprised when the doctor told him that a pair of spiders had tried to make a home out of him.


Watch KGW report "They were walking on my eardrums," said Jesse Courtney.

One of the spiders was still alive after the doctor flushed the fourth-grader's left ear canal.

His mother, Diane Courtney, said her son insisted he kept hearing a faint popping in his ear -- "like Rice Krispies" -- before the earache sent them to the doctor.

Dr. David Irvine said it looked like the boy had something in his ear when he examined him, but he could not immediately identify it. So he irrigated the ear, and the first spider came out, dead.

The other spider took a second dousing before it emerged, still alive. Both were about the size of a pencil eraser.

9-year-old Jesse Courtney kept the two spiders that doctors pulled out of his ear.
Irvine said it was a first for him as a physician.

Now thats creepy.

 

[derek]

I've heard of that before. Could be creepier.

 

[Lordlucid]

Could you Imagine if they started biting his Eardrum!!!

 

[derek]

Or started egg producing deep inside the ear canal.

 

[Lordlucid]

having little spider babies running out of your ear!

 

[derek]

With spears! Organised into manipular legions!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

or took over his braaaaain

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

With spears! Organised into manipular legions!

Legio Arachnida!

 

[derek]

Like that upcoming Eddie Murphy movie.

 

[derek]

Legio Arachnida!

or Legio XIII.

...

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

whaaa

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

or Legio XIII.

...

THIIIIRTEEEEEEEEN



THIRRRRTEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!




What a great show.

 

[derek]

Yep, one of my favourite non-Sci-Fi TV shows.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I think they had a rule with signing on female cast members.
"For every line you have in the script, you will show your tits"

 

[derek]

I think that applied to Ray Stevenson too.

 

[Lordlucid]

I must see this!!!

 

[neal]

yeh, this sounds good. most shows have a very disappointing talking/showing tits ratio for the chick characters.

 

[Morganna]

I just thought of one thing I thought were creepier then spiders. A couple of years ago at my house in Bowie, these weird fucking things kept coming in the house, and they would kind of glide when they moved. I checked them out online and found out they were earwigs. We lived right next to a creek, but those were worse then anything we got.

Pics of the nasty fuckers. http://www.whatsthatbug.com/earwig.html

And the disgusting info http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermaptera

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I just thought of one thing I thought were creepier then spiders. A couple of years ago at my house in Bowie, these weird fucking things kept coming in the house, and they would kind of glide when they moved. I checked them out online and found out they were earwigs. We lived right next to a creek, but those were worse then anything we got.

Pics of the nasty fuckers. http://www.whatsthatbug.com/earwig.html

And the disgusting info http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermaptera

I have them around my house too, I hate them, but honestly nothing is creepier than spiders and roaches.....



I also have these all over my house especially in the summer:

I HATE THEM!!! but somewhat got used to seeing them around...
Those buggers will appear out of nowhere, and will all of a sudden sit on your wall with no movement. Two minutes later they're gone... so I just try to ignore them....

 

[-Syl-]

I have them around my house too, I hate them, but honestly nothing is creepier than spiders and roaches.....

i hate them too. when i was a kid, 5-6 years old sbody told me that earwigs will crawl into my ears at night. and yeah i believed it